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Monday, April 25, 2005

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi   tili nahin jalti.     Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Santa Singh is in the Kaun Banega Crorepati contest. After reaching 13th question: Amitabh: Apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne ... Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh: Who is the...

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Monday, June 20, 2005

Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a change decided to use really ancient methods of communication. They decided to use pigeons to send messages. So they went and bought...

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Guess! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  Guess! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  Guess! ! ! ! ! !...

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.************ Q: Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at 10 PM. Why? A:...

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Friday, August 19, 2005

a change from Sardarjis..... Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard? @Kerala . Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? @Because 86% of the shift time is spent on...

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Santa was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate. The salesman assured him it was easy to use.  "You simply put in the coffee and filter, fill the...

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Monday, September 19, 2005

  About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate...

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SURD DETECTIVE

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to becomedetectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showsthe first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This...

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The Wrong Way...

As Raj was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife‘s voice urgently warning him, "Buta-jee, I just heard on the news that there‘s a car going the wrong way on the...

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